Swingline Stapler 747

Yes, it’s the Office Space stapler—and yes, the Swingline 747 still earns its keep on my desk. The all-metal mechanism drives up to 25 sheets cleanly without jamming, the full-strip magazine is easy to reload, and the locking anvil lets me switch to temporary tacking when I’m organizing workshop handouts. The red enamel finish brightens the workspace and survives scuffs from gear bags when I take it onsite. After three years, the spring still feels strong and the base padding keeps it from sliding. It’s not glamorous, but it’s the stapler I hand to coworkers when the cheap plastic ones fail.